why
are people sending ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ messages to their friends on Facebook? It’s not freaking Christmas.
My highly romantic day consists of finishing a report on the Fifth Republic (my complex clauses are amazing) safe in the knowledge that where I have to hand it in doesn’t close until 9:30, watching Wild at Heart on a big screen where it belongs, hoping Southampton win 900-0 (although I have no doubt if Chelsea were playing tonight all my attention would be divested upon them so I guess there’s not too many hard feelings but then I am a Chelsea fan and we are genetically pre-disposed to hate West Ham so the point remains) and having an early night for my rise with the dawn chorus tomorrow.
Love is dead. Long live love.
